I have been waiting for this gif set all my life.
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

someone get this man a broom, we’ve found our seeker
i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
if i ever become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog
I’m happy I have such great friends who are so accepting. Haha, I was going crazy, trying to keep this to myself all this time.

It is the start of the year 2000, and something is wrong.
Husbands and wives wake up next to each other, scared. They don’t know who the person in the bed with them is. Who is this person? Why are they in my house? Is this my house? Is this their house?
They go out to investigate. A five-year-old child uses a Windows 98 computer in the living room. The child turns around, and asks, “Is it time for me to go to school, mommy?”
The world is in panic. The President of the United States, who awoke in the Oval Office with no knowledge of being elected, calls for a large-scale investigation.
After weeks of asking adults and children alike what is going on, and looking at the various public records, they realize that the children are not confused at all. The adults can only remember what last happened in 1989. However, the children that can speak say that they were born anywhere from 1991 to 1996. Public officials can only draw one conclusion.
To every adult, the 1990s never happened. The children, however, cannot have come from nowhere.
It doesn’t take long after this conclusion for them to realize that only 90s kids remember the 90s.
"Did you just smell me?"
Various works by Tae (たえ)
Tae is a Japanese artist who often paints portraits of women in her works. Her minimal use of color as well as the movement of shapes and digital brushstrokes across the portraits create a clean, seemingly weightless space within which her characters exist.